STEFAN KANFER'S

GADFLIGHTS

 

  HAIL, COLUMBIA

by Stefan Kanfer

     The trouble with anti-Semites is that they lack the courage of their convections. Their rhetoric is heated enough, but they lack the grit and brains to follow through on their prejudices. Instead, they take cover by attacking Israelis, when what they really hate is Jews, period.

     Briton Tom Paulin is the latest of these craven self-caricatures, and by no means the worst—merely the most pretentious. He calls himself a poet, which of course every graffiti artist is entitled to do. Here is an instance of his lyric gifts:   

We are fed this inert
This lying phrase
Like comfort food
As another little Palestinian boy
In trainers jeans and a white teeshirt
Is gunned down by the Zionist SS
Whose initials we should
—but we don’t—dumb goys
Clock in that weasel word
Crossfire

Lest anyone think that Mr. Paulin is driving with a poetic license, he stated in an interview with Al-Ahram, the Cairo weekly paper, that Brooklyn-born Jewish “settlers” were anathema to him, and that he believed “they should be shot dead. I think they are Nazis, racists, I feel nothing but hatred for them.”

As further proof of his bona fides, he added that that had left the Labor Party because Prime Minister Tony Blair rules “a Zionist government.” As far as Paulin is concerned, he “never believed that Israel had the right to exist at all.”

Having made such inflammatory and ahistorical statements (like Prince Harry, he manifestly knows nothing of the Third Reich), there was only one place for him to go: Columbia University. He will speak there on February 10, addressing the work of Edmund Burke. Protests followed this news, and the predictable defenses began, issuing from the university’s official apologists: the subject on which Paulin is speaking has nothing to do with Jews, Zionism etc., free speech is sacred, he is being singled out for a statement, not for his actions bla bla bla.

All of which might be credible if the place were not Columbia. This deeply compromised institution was the subject of a recent student documentary, “Columbia Unbecoming.” which went into considerable detail about hostility to Jewish students. On the subject of anti-Semitism, a professor of Islamic civilization allegedly told a Jewish girl, “You have green eyes. You’re not a Semite. I have brown eyes. I’m a Semite.”

Joseph Massad, a professor of Arab politics is said to have demanded of an Israeli student, “How many Palestinians have you killed?”

Mark Mazower, a history prof, wrote in the Financial Times that the U.S. is in Iraq to benefit Israel, and that the Jewish state is to be blamed for the anti-Semitism in Western Europe.

And…but why go on? Columbia was, after all, the home of Edward Said, who could never let hell enough alone and was always bludgeoning Israel when he was not discoursing elegantly, if falsely, on “Orientalism.”

All of these chaps, and many more, are happy to excoriate Israel, yet ever careful to separate it from their Jewish friends of whom, of course, they are very, very fond.

So let us forget the Jewish-American contributions to medicine that keep them all alive, Salk, Sabin and all the others. Let us concentrate only on Israelis.

Copaxone, used to treat multiple sclerosis, was developed by Tevya Pharmaceuticals of you-know-where.

Beta-Interferon, a substance that modulates the immune system and helps repair nerve damage, was also developed in Israel.

Capsule endoscopy, in which a patient swallows a small video-imaging shell, allowing doctors to thoroughly examine the digestive tract without using a scalpel, likewise.

And then there’s stem-cell research, minute cellular examination, stents for clogged arteries…the list goes on.

But so do the “Zionist” haters like Paulin. The clear implication of their statements is that the suicide bombers must have free reign to murder New York Jews in Israel and, in a more pacific mode, drive the Yids into the sea.

But, of course, if the Jews ever did vanish from the region Paulin and his fellow Islami-fascists would still make use of a little Jew medicine now and again for themselves and their children. After all, fair is fair.

Another, more legitimate poet, W. H. Auden had much to say about places like the present-day Columbia and its management:

Intellectual disgrace
Stares from every human face
And the seas of pity lie
Locked and frozen in each eye.